The forecast calls for a soggy weekend. Can’t Warren Buffett do something about this?
The forecast calls for rain, rain, rain and more rain. I’m familiar with Nebraska’s snow, hail and wind. But apparently now we have now entered monsoon season?
One hundred days until the Rio Olympics. Olympic officials are urging our athletes to drink from taps in Omaha.
Tuesday night I blinked at the beginning of CNN’s election coverage. In that time CNN projected that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump had won pretty much everything.
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On the campaign trail, Ted Cruz referred to a basketball hoop as “a basketball ring.” If he doesn’t win the presidency he can always be a commentator for ESPN2.
Cruz made this remark in Indiana. I’m thinking people in Indiana are preparing to hang him in effigy.
John Kasich and Ted Cruz are now working together. This doesn’t shock me as much as hearing that Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton are able to work together.
Cruz and Kasich signed a non aggression pact. Of course the last two people to sign a non aggression pact were Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. before their fight.
President Obama has been in Germany. You know Obama. He asked that the biggest celebrity in the nation be brought to him. Imagine his disappointment when David Hasselhoff walked into the room.
The Obamas just met Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle. Picture President Donald Trump at a similar meeting. “Nice castle, Queen, but my place is bigger.”
Bernie Sanders is dropping the names of potential running mates. To give you an idea how much Sanders covets the college student vote, the first name on the list is the Budweiser Man from the commercials.
I am calling for the immediate incarceration of anyone who does not love Beyonce’s “Lemonade.”
The Los Angeles Lakers are searching for a new head coach. Through force of habit the Lakers GM called Kobe Bryant to ask, “Who are you choosing?”
There is YouTube video of a cat pushing junk mail back through the slot as a mail carrier is tries to deliver it. If this cat needs a home, I’ve got one for her.
This summer the Omaha Storm Chasers are going to hold “Star Wars Night.” That’s appropriate for a team that plays its games in a galaxy far, far away.
David Ortiz stole a base for just the 16th time in his career. He caught the second basemen and shortstop playing Words With Friends.
The new trend? “Hockey themed weddings.” My favorite part is when guests douse the bride with beer, and then the two sides of the family brawl.
NBA owners are reportedly going to allow ads on player jerseys. The way sports works now, we won’t always know the name of the player in the jersey but we will know he’s been cured of diarrhea.
On July 22 KISS is playing Lincoln’s Pinnacle Bank Arena. With grown men in face paint jumping around acting crazy, this is as close as Lincoln may ever get to hosting an NFL game.